Sexy Signs of Astronomy
By Thelma Balfour
For all of you Skeptics, who don’t believe in astronomy, here is a short lesson on how you can get more than your share of orgasms just by knowing what the sun signs are people who are swinging from the rafters, try innovative techniques, and trying to please their partners.
Aries the Ram
March 21st to April 19th
Thin-skinned folks beware of this sign if you’re skeptical about soaring with the Eagles, stay away, because an Arian is not squeamish about trying things old or new, and want a partner similarly uninhibited.
Women don’t be surprised by male who will lick your navel, tongue your clitoris, and RAM his penis into your mouth. If you want your nipples sucked you will get your toes, ears, fingers, and all other extremities sucked as well. Like the Scorpion the Arian has an insatiable appetite that few can satisfy, and once involved with this Dynamic sign, there’s no turning back. The more you thwart his advances, the more turned on he gets. Screams of Mercy from pain he inflicts during sex just turn him on; the more you protest, the better he likes it. You name it—pulling, biting, thrusting, and spanking–he does it all.
For a man involved with an Aries woman, sexual explosion could take place anywhere, including the backseat of a car, an office desk, or even her mother’s house. Completely sensual and passionate, this woman has a voracious appetite and likes to call the shots in sex, sometimes resorting to thick ropes, leather whips, and spiked heels to gain control. These women Pride themselves and giving “good head,” but look out for her sharp teeth and fingernails.
Arians are physically attracted to Librans, and their opposites sign, but this combination won’t go far outside the bedroom. Their compatible signs for Gemini, Leo, Aquarius, and Sagittarius.
Taurus the Bull
April 20 to May 21st
Although there won’t be many group sex or whips and chains, this sign love sex and have an insatiable appetite. With both the male and the female, we’re talking a straight fuck of the up-and-down variety.
The Taurus man prides himself on being a good lover because he set out to master the art of lovemaking at an early age. There won’t be much kinkiness with this slow, methodical lover, but the end result is satisfying encounter. What he lacks in creativity, he makes up tenfold in his ability to “hang in there” (no pun intended) when others fall shorts. Men are turned on by musty odors, kisses, and light touches to the neck and throat area. They also adore large asses, preferring these to tits.
The Taurus woman is titillated by hot, wet kisses in/on the mouth and neck, and lots of sucking everywhere. Her usually flawless skin should be complimented as soon as she discards her clothes, and her body should be treated like a temple. She craves oral sex and is a master (mistress?) at giving head; although she likes to satisfy her partner, don’t expect any unconventional sexual behavior until she gains your trust. Taurus women have an infinity for lesbianism (everyone loves a Taurus!) as well as for nymphomania because they need sex and they need it often.
Scorpio is the opposite sign for Taurus. In fact, these two can barely stay out of the bedroom long enough to eat—food, that is. Compatible signs include Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, and Virgo.
Gemini, the Twins
May 22 to June 21
The sign of the twins mean two different personalities, so the wonderful man or the woman that you have sex with last week may be a different person the next. Beware, you may be taking for a ride but then again you may enjoy the trip. You may flirtatiously stroke the hands and arms of a Gemini, only to discover that he or she is running hot and cold at the same time. Remember, you’re dealing with two distinct personalities–one who enjoys watching his or her partner reaction, and one who’s busy analyzing his or her own performance.
Although the Gemini men often courts prostitute and leans towards bisexuality, he gets a C for performance because he’s more concerned about himself than about his partner’s satisfaction. He loves kinky sex which group because of the chance to have sex with a variety of partners. Don’t be surprised by mirrors on the ceiling and walls, red and blue night-lights in the room, and an assortment of toys–penis extenders, vibrators Ben-wa Balls–because the bed is the Gemini’s playground.
The female Gemini is often the aggressor, seeking more and more satisfaction from sex. Stimulated by a vivid imagination, she too likes games and toys, but revels in spontaneity and surprise. She’s curious rather than kinky, and is easily aroused by body odors: semen, perspiration, soil sheets.
Signs compatible with Gemini include Aquarius, Leo, Libra, and Aries
Cancer, the Crab
June 22 to July 22
Moody, insecure Cancer likes to have nipples, breast, and chest caressed and kissed. In fact, they are extraordinary kissers themselves. This should come as no surprise since they are the true romantics of the Zodiac and embody the idealistic view of love and sex in that order. They wrote the book on romance, moonlight, and music, so you’ll get no open, raw mind-blowing sex. Proceed with caution.
The woman sexual gratification is just as important as the male as his own. Let him run the show initially. Restless idealistic sensitive and insecure complex and moody, he takes love seriously, so settle in for a long-term relationship. A fairly traditional lover, he’s good at foreplay, lingering long and lovingly over the clitoris, which you will stroke to climax. About as kinky as he gets is to dress up in women’s clothes.
The Cancer woman tends to be shy and inhibited, but, once aroused, she is capable of great passion. She likes to stroke her lover’s penis and testicles, as well as to kiss the inside of his thighs before bringing him to climax. These women often masturbate or have sex with lesbians, young boys, or family members.
Compatible signs are Taurus, Pisces, Virgo, and Scorpio
Leo, the Lion
July 23rd to August 22nd
With Leos, you better come prepared for total submission or a less than equal relationship. And if you don’t give pleasure readily, you’re outta there!
Remember the symbolism here: the lion is the king of the jungle and must be treated with respect. Both sexes want to be in an equal control of lovemaking. Of course, they must be told how wonderful the encounter was because they are self-assured and work hard and what they enjoy. The trouble is, if you like lots of foreplay you may be disappointed, because Leos put their energy into the sexual act and the afterplay.
Once aroused, a Leo woman will take the lead and match an aggressive lover stroke for stroke. When you enter her plush boudoir, you’d better perform or you’ll be thrown out of the Queen’s bee hive never to enjoy her “honey” again. She made be receptive to a little kinkiness because it alleviates sexual boredom, and may even use a dildo to enter her lover from behind.
Her male counterpart is a tiger in the bed and doesn’t like a tease; he expects his partner to be ready and willing whenever he wants her, which is most of the time. A Leo, like a Gemini, loves to screw with the lights on, not for anatomy purposes, but so you can admire his body. A Leo man is the most unconventional when it comes to sticking to the rules of “pajama game,” so sit back, relax, and enjoy the erotic roller coaster ride.
Aquarius is Leo opposite sign. This combination may work for a while as passion seeks new heights, but over the long haul it won’t last. Compatible signs are Aries Gemini Sagittarius and Libra
Virgo, the Virgin
August 23 to September 22
With a Virgo, there won’t be any hot, romantic, impromptu interludes on the beaches, in the back seat of cars, or in a swimming pool, but if you’re looking for commitment, you’ve hit the jackpot!
The erogenous zones of Virgo includes the stomach and the lower chest, so gentle rubbing during a shower and sex will steam up any bathroom or bedroom. Virgos have an infinity for cleanliness, so a shower before sex is a good idea. They are also realists and traditionalists who find unconventional sex contrary to their prudish nature. They’re more responsive to marriage or long-term relationship, and they have decided to have sex, the encounter is well worth the wait. You can’t jump right into bed with this sign, but don’t misunderstand these are not monks or nuns were talking about. You won’t have any wild, kinky, or crazy days or any late-night carousing in bars; sex play will be orderly, methodical, and scheduled, just like his/her life. She has some sexual hang-ups and prefers the missionary position, but she’ll do a lot to please a lover and enjoys mutual masturbation.
He knows the female body and can really turn a woman on, but tends to be fairly conventional unless stimulated by an imaginative partner. This male has good potential, but sometimes gets sidetracked into voyeurism, masturbation, and sexual obsessions.
A Virgo fits best with a Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, or Scorpio
Libra, the Scales
September 23 to October 23
Libra’s decisiveness will drive you crazy!!!! This sign is one of the kinkiest of the kinky, especially the Libra woman. The symbol is the scales, which usually means weighing the pros and cons of life and sex.
The Libra man has the art of making love down to a fine science, but he sometimes get lost in the foreplay, forgetting about the” play”. He will sip champagne from your navel or insert objects into your vagina and released them at the point of orgasm. But don’t rush the man, because Librans love to play in bed all day and most of the night. He can be dramatic and his approach; he’ll begin with a intimate candlelight dinner (which he prepared!) and champagne, followed by a bath with you, massage, and “dessert.”
The woman of this sign has unusual control of the vagina muscles and can constrict them to bring her partner to orgasm. She’ll take it slow and easy, while she explores your body. In bed, she’s willing and ready to do what’s needed, and she’ll try anything once.
The opposite sign for Libra is Aries, and the Aries/Libra combination is “hot to trot” in the bedroom but unless this pair comes up with something stimulating, a long-term commitment is not in the cards. They are most compatible with Leos, Sagittarians, Aquarians, and Gemini.
Scorpio, the Scorpion
October 24 to November 21
If you’re looking for kinky sex, you come to the right person, but you better understand what you’re getting into, because there’s no turning back once you involved with a Scorpion. While most people are satisfied with two orgasms, a Scorpion wants twelve!
“Sex” is the key word here. The Scorpio man or woman is totally obsessed with it. By that I mean how to get it and more of it, how to keep it, and how to improve on it. Nothing is taboo to them, and, once aroused, they’ll perform anytime and anyplace. When in bed, they mean business, and they must satisfy their insatiable appetite for sex. They will use electric devices, props, and whips without hesitation, and they love cunnilingus and fellatio. Soft caresses are out; he’s an animal in bed and she’ll scratch ’til you holler.
One man Scorpion told me that he makes preparations for sexual encounters weeks in advance, choosing just the right music and lighting. But once intercourse begins, he enjoys six or seven encounters a night, making his companions beg for mercy. The goal of a Scorpion is to totally possess has mate, both physically and mentally, so proceed with caution. Don’t tease unless you plan to deliver, because Scorpions will rape if attempts at sex are thwarted by their companions.
The Scorpio woman is daring and experimental, and she’ll do anything to prolong sex, from using vibrators and dildos to popping your behind with a whip. Boring routines and methodical schedules are not her cup of tea because she brings intensity to all her sexual encounters. This woman is active in bed and likes to gain control by mounting her partner.
A Scorpion’s best bet is someone born before the sign of Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, or Virgo
Sagittarius, the Archer
November 22 to December 21
Never think you can totally possess a Sagittarian. They are flirts by nature and will move from person to person without a thought. They are adventurous and free-spirited. Their erogenous zones are hips, thighs, and all areas in between.
The male of this sign are happy-go-lucky type who view sex as play. They have a liberal attitude towards life and love. I once knew a dentist who has very little sex as a teenager, so, as an adult, he saw nothing wrong with caring on two and three affairs at the same time. Nothing embarrasses the Sagittarian; he turned on by body odors and he loves gadgets like dildos in the bedroom. Let’s get something straight now, a Sag man is his own person and will always be a bachelor even when he’s married.
The Sagittarian woman loves to screw out of doors, and she prefers the man-on-top arrangement. Although she likes the appetizers, she was to move as quickly as possible to the main course; once at the table, however, she likes to linger over the entrée. She doesn’t like to experiment, and frequently move from man to man in search of sexual gratification. Her free spirit can lead her to lesbianism and bestiality.
Compatible signs are Libra, Leo, Aquarius, and Aries.
Capricorn, the Goat
December 22 to January 19
Capricorns are self-absorbed and are more interested in the sexual act itself then in the sexual partner. They want to dominate in the bedroom because control is important to them. Outwardly, they seem quite cold, but that’s only a defense mechanism; once aroused, they are rough and sadistic eager to use paddles, whips, or vibrators for their sexual pleasure.
A Capricorn woman doesn’t like to be surprised in bed; she wants to know what to expect. And don’t worry about a lot of preliminaries, because getting her aroused requires just a few nibbles on the ear and navel. A traditionalist who prefers the missionary position, she can be turned on, however, by cunnilingus, but doesn’t want to perform fellatio. A screamer, scratcher, biter, and spanker, she has a strong sex drive and likes prolonged lovemaking. As her partner, you’re in for a very long night!
The Capricorn man prides himself on his stamina and his ability to satisfy a woman. Don’t make the mistake, however, of trying to lead the goat, because he won’t tolerate it. Instead, let him take the lead. This man is easily aroused when everything is in place: slow, seductive music, soft lights turned low, and an exotic setting. He can be sadistic, though, sometimes resorting to simulated rape, and he prefers to climax by anal penetration.
S/he mates best with Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, or Scorpio.
Aquarius, the Water Bear
January 20 to February 18
Men and women of this sign are highly experimental, and will add bisexuality, homosexuality, and lesbianism to their repertoire. They move slowly in a relationship, but don’t let this fool you; once these innovators of the sex world are aroused, watch out!!!! They will do anything to please their lovers, even setting their own pleasure aside in order to please their mates. Like the Scorpion, nothing is taboo to the Aquarian.
The Aquarius male can get bogged down in foreplay because he’s a slow, considerate lover, but climax with him is worth waiting for. He’s a “no holds barred” kind of man, who quickly gets bored with routine sex. A real doctor of love, he likes French ticklers and tasty sprays; he’ll take two or three sex partners at the same time; and likes the taste of honey on the clitoris and lemon oil on the nipples.
The woman is a slow starter, but, once aroused, she’s extremely creative and imaginative because she loves variety. She is very sympathetic and giving in a relationship, so is sometimes attracted to impotent men, lonely women, and unhappy husbands. Idealistic and courageous, she is the most sexually liberated of women, and will do anything and everything for love. In relationship, she is very tender, warm, and compassionate; consequently, she is often exploited by men who misread her romantic nature.
The Aquarian is drawn to those born under Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Libra
Pisces, the Fish
February 19th to March 20th
Pisceans enjoy sex to the fullest; they are very creative in the bed and are more cooperative in trying innovative types of sex. They will do just about anything short of death to please their partners. Their apparent shyness and timidity is only a front, for, once the door is closed, they’ll take you on the adventure of a lifetime. On the darker side Pisceans sometimes join sex cults, become prostitutes or engage in long-term master/slave relationships.
Attractive, intelligent, and charismatic, the male is extremely passionate, self-indulgent, and sensitive to others. Although he likes to take the lead in bed, he likes an experienced, sexually demanding woman who will make all of his erotic fantasies come true. He’s definitely a foot man; a mate will drive him wild by massaging his feet and sucking his toes.
The Pisces woman is sexually liberated and will do anything–wear outrageous costumes, endure bondage, give a tongue bath, lie under a “golden shower”– to please her lover. Easily turned on by erotic settings and erotic games, she is a passionate woman who enjoys sex to the fullest and will sometimes use her body to get what she wants.
Capricorn Taurus Cancer and Scorpio are compatible signs.